Sudan, The Only F#&@ing Northern White Male Rhino Living On Planet Earth

I am actually looking at the globe right now to see where exactly the country of Sudan is situated on Earth. So, Sudan is situated in Northern Africa bordered by Egypt to the north and the Red Sea and Ethiopia to the east. Sudan is a region in the Sahara desert and is popular for its wildlife. So, obviously, the nation's wild animals are threatened by disgusting hunters called humans who go around killing wild animals for pleasure, a photo session, and their horns.

That’s all about the nation of Sudan. The Sudan that I am referring to is the one-and-only white male rhino that is left on the planet, who is 45-years old and is really ill, may be on his deathbed. Sudan was registered on Tinder last year as the "most eligible bachelor in the world." This is a campaign launched to save the rhino species. Sudan lives with two other white female rhinos in a zoo in Kenya. Now, these two female rhinos (whose names I do not know) are the only two female white rhinos existing on the planet. All in all, just three of these white-rhino species lives on the planet right now.

In 1960, there were 2,000 Northern white rhinos walking on the planet. By 1975, their population dwindled to 200 and by the year 2000, there were only 45 of them left. And today 2018, we only have three of them remaining. Wow...we are making progress here, knocking off one rhino after the other, until they vanish from the face of the Earth.  

What’s more fascinating is how we are pressurizing this 45-year-old only white-male rhino Sudan, who is equivalent to a 125-year-old human-man, to participate toward conceiving with the two white female rhinos. If Sudan was a 125-year last man on Earth, and we expected him to participate in conceiving, he would probably file a dozen of lawsuits against us and put us in prison. But well, wild animals are speechless and do not have a court-of-law to go to.

Maybe, humans hunted animals two million years ago for food. Those were primitive days of human evolution when human beings were still figuring out the civilian way of life. But today when we can buy meat from so many nearby shopping malls and stores, what is the f$%^ing need to hunt animals. Besides, hunters do not kill animals for their meat or to put food on the table, or to feed their hungry malnourished children. These hunters are basically rich trophy hunters or hunters who make money out of selling animal horns, fur, skin in the marketplace. No one is telling anyone to become a vegetarian, all we are saying is stop killing speechless animals by going inside their homes and shooting them.

Just like we put ourselves in someone else's shoe before saying or doing anything to them, similarly, how about putting ourselves in an animal’s paws and skin before we hunt them down or hurt them. Or how about just leaving them alone. Today, so many animals instead of living in the wild are living in the zoos, because of fear of being killed in the wild by hunters.

The only living creatures that must be allowed to hunt in today’s world are predatory animals who hunt other animals for food. That is their way of life, their way of survival because animals do not have 9-5 jobs and do not have meat deep freezers to choose from.

So, the bottom-line is, leave Sudan alone. Let him live peacefully or maybe die peacefully. Going after his semen and making him perform at this age only reemphasizes how selfish the human race has gotten. We are selfish. Our wants and greed keep increasing. When we start living on Mars, it’s okay if we do not get the opportunity to tell those red planet buggers that we have white-rhinos on Earth. When we meet the people from the red planet, we can tell them we once had these white-rhinos but they died on their way to Mars. Don’t ever tell those Martians that we hunted white-rhinos down and eradicated their species because it will spoil the Earthian reputation and image.  

Postscript

When we finally land on Mars, never ever tell those Martians that we sold mass-killing rifles in grocery stores. Never ever tell them that we invaded other nations and started wars. Never ever tell them we have nuclear missiles and nuclear buttons that are bigger and stronger. Never ever tell those Martians that we gassed people to death. Never ever tell them that we allowed millions of children to die from starvation. Never ever tell those Martians that many of our young children and toddlers were shot in their schools. Remember, it’s all about reputation and image and we don’t want the Martians to know how cheap and sick we are.