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The Prodigal Son

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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe. LOL.  This is the first thing I do when I think or even talk about the President of North Korea Kim Jong Un. Yes, he is the same guy who was behind smearing his half-brother's face with acid in Kuala Lumpur airport; yes he is the same guy who keeps flying rockets from North Korea threatening to kill people across the world; but in spite of that, I find Kim Jong Un really hilarious. Like, even if he plots to kill me and eventually kills me, there’s no way I would be wild at him or even want to take revenge. Instead, I would be laughing my ass off thinking about him in hell or purgatory, wherever I end up. But very recently, Kim Jong Un is showing some signs of charming behavior. All his photos these days have him shaking hands with his once biggest enemy, the President of South Korea Moon; h...

Sudan, The Only F#&@ing Northern White Male Rhino Living On Planet Earth

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I am actually looking at the globe right now to see where exactly the country of Sudan is situated on Earth. So, Sudan is situated in Northern Africa bordered by Egypt to the north and the Red Sea and Ethiopia to the east. Sudan is a region in the Sahara desert and is popular for its wildlife. So, obviously, the nation's wild animals are threatened by disgusting hunters called humans who go around killing wild animals for pleasure, a photo session, and their horns. That’s all about the nation of Sudan. The Sudan that I am referring to is the one-and-only white male rhino that is left on the planet, who is 45-years old and is really ill, may be on his deathbed. Sudan was registered on Tinder last year as the "most eligible bachelor in the world." This is a campaign launched to save the rhino species. Sudan lives with two other white female rhinos in a zoo in Kenya. Now, these two female rhinos (whose names I do not know) are the only two female white rhinos existi...